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PARANOIA IS SILLY - Oh sure! That's just what they WANT you to believe...


TAGS: paranoid loons
Rating: 2.69/5

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tomyironmane - July 30, 2013, 10:47 pm
So they think because we don't trust the government we're paranoid? It's not paranoia, it's PATTERN RECOGNITION.
tomyironmane - July 30, 2013, 10:46 pm
It starts when you're always afraid... step outta line, the Man comes and takes you away.
Renza - February 25, 2013, 12:04 pm
Quick, everyone be quiet, I think I saw them creeping outside the window. Not to mention the van that hangs out down the street. And the wifi signal that says "not a surveillance van"...
nicholsjoshua15 - February 24, 2013, 4:30 pm
Just because you're paranoid, don't mean we're not after you. Gotta find a way, to find a way. When I'm there. Gotta find a way, a better way. I had better wait. Gotta find a way, to find a way.
PapaFox - January 26, 2013, 3:42 pm
They are. Bwaahaahaa! (Insert Snidely Whiplash evil grin)
ipaprime - January 26, 2013, 11:14 am
just because i am paranoid does not mean they are not trying to get me.


ANTI-WHATEVER-HE-WANTS - Republican Mantra.




PARANOIA STRIKES DEEP -


TAGS: paranoia conspiracy loons
Rating: 2.63/5

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Renza - April 19, 2013, 7:35 am
cause fundamentalists are afraid of being committed.
posterman - April 18, 2013, 8:14 pm
...and the only hope for paranoia accusers is lobotomy...hell My tax $ goes to birth control; why not looney care


THE NEW WORLD ORDER - Because it makes sense to be afraid of your own shadow.




PARANOID PEOPLE - They're so fun to mess with.




BIRTHERS - Not the brightest bulbs in the chandelier.


TAGS: birthers conspiracy loons
Rating: 2.25/5

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ipaprime - February 28, 2013, 8:30 am
i heard about it recently and as i said i think it was them
Renza - February 27, 2013, 10:00 am
Back in 07/08 verizon got a couple contracts that totaled up to a billion, but that's not a no-bid executive hand out. a number of other Telco's have been getting plenty of government contracts as well.
ipaprime - February 26, 2013, 11:22 pm
i think the company is verizon but not positive
Renza - February 25, 2013, 11:47 am
Which contract would this be? Probably worth looking into.
ipaprime - February 25, 2013, 11:03 am
ah but he did award a no bid contract for it to one of his supporters which is worth a conservitive $100,000,000 a month
PapaFox - February 25, 2013, 9:26 am
http://abcnews.go.com/ABC_Univision/Politics/myth-obama-phone/story?id=17507339
PapaFox - February 25, 2013, 9:25 am
The "Obamaphone" myth was invented by the Tea Party. The program that provides low-income people with free or discounted phones was started under George W. Bush.
ipaprime - February 25, 2013, 9:05 am
years, and have more kids so as to get more money
ipaprime - February 25, 2013, 9:04 am
you just hit it. stuff we pay for with our taxes. now i have nothing against a**istance to those that truly need it, but there are things that we should not have to pay for like those "obamaphones" with internet access, people who have been on welfare for
PapaFox - February 25, 2013, 9:01 am
Or maybe free highways, police, fire departments, schools, and all that other "free" stuff we support with our taxes?
Renza - February 25, 2013, 8:56 am
What free goodies? You mean having healthcare available for people?
ipaprime - February 25, 2013, 7:46 am
true they arent that bright. BUT they are brighter than liberal supporters who expect free goodies


Reality -




CONSPIRACY LOONS - Help is available. But then, that's just what they WANT you to think...




mslsd host -


TAGS: loons
Rating: 5/5

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KaBoom - August 1, 2013, 5:52 pm
wow, that is pretty dumb!
StoneTools - July 23, 2013, 9:25 am
Dennis Miller: "Melissa Harris-Perry should only be allowed to do her show once a month for 5 days."
StoneTools - July 22, 2013, 4:29 pm
were they used tampons?


HEY, YOU! - Get back here with that money, I haven't redistributed it yet & the president & the first lady need it for another vacation


TAGS: biden obama supporters are loons
Rating: 4.5/5

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RonaldReagan - December 14, 2013, 11:21 am
Like LBJ but half the brains and none of the charm.


Conspiracy Loons -




Paranoid people are so fun to mess with! -




ANTI-SCIENCE LOONS - Bad for America


TAGS: right wing loons
Rating: 3.86/5

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Reality Lord - March 1, 2013, 7:36 pm

nice


CONSPIRACY LOONS - Other countries have them too, and they're just as funny.


TAGS: conspiracy loons
Rating: 3.77/5

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crankyhead - February 17, 2013, 5:23 pm
Which news anchor JG?
terroraustralis - February 17, 2013, 12:13 am
5L
JGalt - February 16, 2013, 11:19 pm
Didnt that news anchor blame global warming for that?
PapaFox - February 16, 2013, 9:16 pm
Shhh! It was a STEALTH meteor. :)
crankyhead - February 16, 2013, 6:56 pm
Can you believe that Obama let the Russians have a meteor? What was he thinking?


LOONS - It's so fun to get them all worked up.


TAGS: loons
Rating: 3.67/5

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Cyberhagen - February 9, 2013, 12:58 pm
We agree on something!


LOONS - America isn't the only country to have them.




Suspect Moved To Prison -


TAGS: conspiracy loons
Rating: 3.5/5

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Renza - April 26, 2013, 4:27 pm
If batty hasn't made them yet, I'm sure he will shortly
PapaFox - April 26, 2013, 3:37 pm
Perhaps you might look at some of the dozens of conspiracy BS posters that have show up here in the last week or so.
GrandGremlin - April 26, 2013, 3:33 pm
I have yet to see one conspiracy theorist question this move. Support your facts without logical fallacies.


PARANOIA ON STEROIDS - Only someone with the intellect of a kumquat would believe this loon.




ISLAMOPHOBIA - Some people shouldn't be allowed to reproduce.


TAGS: paranoid loons islamophobia
Rating: 3.4/5

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Cannabal - March 27, 2013, 5:55 pm
Slip a Bible in their bathroom. That will sure make them s'hit.


CONSPIRACY LOONS - They're so fun to mess with.


TAGS: conspiracy loons
Rating: 3.4/5

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Renza - April 17, 2013, 7:53 pm
fox... their general stance on ra** aside, you have looked at the miscellaneous laws passed and/or proposed regarding women, like equal pay, domestic abuse, and various health rights haven't you? Like... trying to make miscarriages equivalent to murder
Renza - April 17, 2013, 7:45 pm
Yeah, definitely agree with you on the flouride curly, as does anyone who knows anything about the effects of consuming that garbage.
Curlyrocks - April 17, 2013, 6:23 pm
I don't know enough about chem trails, but I will tell you fluoride has no place in *** water. 90% of water pumped into your house is flushed down the toilet, run over dishes, sprayed on lawns and runs back out to the source. Do fish need clean teeth?
foxrecon19d - January 26, 2013, 8:32 pm
Calls others "Conspiracy Loons". Believes Republicans are waging a war against women...


Right-Wing Loons -




THE NEW WORLD ORDER - Because paranoid people are so fun to mess with.




Loons From Mars -




Republicans now taking orders from conspiracy loons! -




LOONS ON STEROIDS - Yeah, they're really that crazy.


TAGS: gop loons
Rating: 3/5

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Rudedog - April 4, 2013, 12:58 am
No commit.
Rudedog - April 4, 2013, 12:57 am
Ok, the small print and pasted remarks of another person that you agree with makes those of us with limited attention acquiesce to no commit.


False Flagger -


TAGS: conspiracy loons
Rating: 2.91/5

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GrandGremlin - April 26, 2013, 3:23 pm
Naïve comment. Are you narcissistic?


PARANOIA IS FOR SUCKERS -




CONSPIRACY LOONS - They'll believe almost anything


TAGS: conspiracy loons
Rating: 2.78/5

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PapaFox - April 11, 2013, 10:54 pm
As long as they don't send the wrong water to the wrong house and I start growing bazooms, I'm happy. :-D
Cannabal - April 11, 2013, 10:20 pm
As a matter of fact there is a lot of pharmaceutical medication in the water supply, but hey, free prescription plan, right?!


YEAH... - How about if we get back to you on that...


TAGS: perry loons
Rating: 2.69/5

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ipaprime - February 15, 2013, 7:38 am
hmm i see you left out lower taxes


PARANOID LOONS - "They're after our right to be bigots!"


TAGS: paranoid loons
Rating: 2.6/5

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Rudedog - March 30, 2013, 7:52 pm
Loons are actually very adaptive, intellectual birds that can fly and swim, and would take offense to being a**ociated with this myopic biped.
PapaFox - March 30, 2013, 2:25 pm
Curious too how they don't realize (or admit) that a number of g**s/les***** out there are Christians as well.
Renza - March 30, 2013, 1:52 pm
...and doesn't realize he's basically admitting to it through his backwards argument.
Renza - March 30, 2013, 1:50 pm
It's kind of impressive that the guy in the article is basically saying that future laws against hate speech are going to nail Christians because they love to spout off hate speech in the name of their 'loving' god.


OMG NWO -




REALITY - Right-wing loons can't deal with it.




ANTI-GOVERNMENT FANTASY -




TEH GUVMINT ! - My technologies protecting me from yur evil mind-controls




PARANOIA - Just for the LOLs




TEH GUVMINT ! - It be after meh!


TAGS: conspiracy loons
Rating: 2.2/5

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TheConstitutionalist - March 12, 2013, 1:45 pm
This is exactly how I envision vbattaile in my head. lol


PARANOID RIGHT-WINGERS - It's so easy to con them




TEH GUVMINT ! - You sure dey not after meh?




Fraud -




CONSPIRACY THEORIES - I'm surprised this one hasn't shown up yet.


TAGS: conspiracy loons
Rating: 2.07/5

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ipaprime - February 19, 2013, 9:03 am
wouldnt be surprised
Renza - February 18, 2013, 12:35 pm
I don't think many people who refer to him as a muslim actually know the difference.
terroraustralis - February 18, 2013, 10:48 am
i'd be more worried about the religious and philosophical implications, of muslims being able to summon asteroids to strike the earth... im suprised so many people think hes a muslim soely because he is black. bush did everything barack has done.
Renza - February 18, 2013, 8:49 am
I'm surprised nobody has claimed hes the Nigerian prince always sending out those spam emails.
ipaprime - February 18, 2013, 8:06 am
it's not cause he is "black" it's cause he's "muslim"


REAGAN TOO LIBERAL FOR CPAC -




MORE LOONY THAN YOU CAN IMAGINE -




LOONS - America could use fewer of them.




PARANOIA - Get a grip.


TAGS: paranoid loons
Rating: 1.86/5

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JGalt - January 26, 2013, 3:24 am
according to liberals, you can still get sh** by an unloaded gun. Get me some of their tin foil! https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=oHsX7STHqNg
TheConstitutionalist - January 25, 2013, 5:11 pm
Lol...


FLAT-EARTHERS -


TAGS: climate denial loons
Rating: 1.8/5

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Renza - April 9, 2013, 8:12 am
yeah, I imagine there was plenty of "scientific facts" god provided on why climate change is as fake as evolution.
Renza - April 9, 2013, 8:11 am
hes making fun of godwinism
JGalt - April 9, 2013, 6:24 am
I'm sure there was a lot of science and not just liberal ridicule of those in disagreement (LOL)
Oyster - April 9, 2013, 6:21 am
So do you watch his show for the entertainment value, or the content?
PapaFox - April 8, 2013, 10:45 pm
The guy's funny, if a little strange. And if the argument's right, I don't care who says it!
Rudedog - April 8, 2013, 10:24 pm
Maherism, you automatically loose the argument. (Even if your right).


LOON CONVENTION FINISHED - Comedy writers start looking for other material.




Gun Grabbing Nuts: A Never-Ending Well Of Stupidity -




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